10/15/08

Suit against God tossed out (file under WTF?)




You can't sue God if you can't serve the papers on him, a Douglas County District Court judge has ruled in Omaha.

Judge Marlon Polk threw out Nebraska Sen. Ernie Chambers' lawsuit against the Almighty, saying there was no evidence that the defendant had been served. What's more, Polk found "there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant."

Chambers had sued God in September 2007, seeking a permanent injunction to prevent God from committing acts of violence such as earthquakes and tornadoes.

The senator said today that he is considering an appeal of Polk's ruling.

"It is a thoughtful, well-written opinion," Chambers said. "However, like any prudent litigator, I want to study it in detail before I determine what my next course of action will be."

Polk dismissed the lawsuit with prejudice, which means it can't be refiled. But his ruling can be appealed.

Although the case may seem superfluous and even scandalous to others, Chambers has said his point is to focus on the question of whether certain lawsuits should be prohibited.

"Nobody should stand at the courthouse door to predetermine who has access to the courts," he said. "My point is that anyone can sue anyone else, even God."

Chambers, a political independent who has served in the Nebraska Legislature for 38 years, said he decided to make that point after at least two attempts by other senators in the Legislature to limit "frivolous lawsuits."

"I was able to fend them off," Chambers said. "A lawsuit is not frivolous until a court declares it so."

The senator did have a day in court on the case. In August, he argued that Polk should take judicial notice of the existence of God. The senator cited the facts that U.S. currency says "In God We Trust," God is invoked during oaths in court hearings, and chaplains offer prayers before legislative bodies.

"If God is omnipresent," Chambers said in that August hearing, "then he is here in Douglas County and in this courtroom."

Polk was not persuaded.

His Tuesday ruling said Chambers' motion to take judicial notice of God "is denied as moot."

10/13/08

Bad Kitty

A friend lost her cat last week. She posted a description of the cat on some kind of missing pet board. Since then, she has been inundated with emails from people trying to extort money from her, very much like the popular Nigeria scam, with the false hope of returning her cat. This email takes the cake. What kind of person preys on someone who just lost a beloved pet?

From: Little Morris
Date: Mon, Oct 13, 2008 at 10:19 AM
Subject: YOUR MISSING PET
To:

Good that i finally found your contact.i am the one who stole your pet.so you need not to border looking for your pet.your lovely pet is not on hostage.its been fed well.you don't need to contact the police if you want your pet back.all i need is for you to do exactly what i ask you to do.then i will deliver somewhere close to you and then contact you to tell you where to pick your pet up.i need money to rescue my only sister from dieing in the hospital in UK.doctor has demanded for $7000 i have been able to raise $3,500 and its remaining $3500.all i am demanding from you is $1000.if you don't give me the money to help her,it means you want her dead.a woman i returned her pet i stole gave me $2000 when i only requested for $1000.that she wouldn't want my sister to die.and if she had more she would have loved to give.all she needed was for me to return her lovely pet named Kenny and not to hear that i lost my sister.so if you would be like Mrs Amie,then i have hope of saving my sister from the surgery she is about undergoing.Meanwhile,mentioning what she is sufering from is unnecasary and not called for.I school and work part time to take care of her studies because we have no parents .things has been though for me and my sister and there is nothing i know i can do now to raise urgent money for her hospital bill treatments than this i am doing now.

However,I don't know why this evil taught came to me.i am sorry to say that i will steal three more pets to get the money complete so i can be able to pay the bills.may god have mercy on me and my acts of irresponsibility.I am also sorry for the inconveniences and emotional feeling you and children missing this lovely pet might have gone through.but i swear,if i find out that you tried contacting the police or pet finder from your delays in sending the money,just consider your pet missing forever.and don't even think of tapping my ip address.you should know i am not a fool to contact you.i have my defense that you cant get me or your pet until you do what i have asked you to.and if i see that you are not serious,i will stop communicating with you.but if you comply with me,you will pick your pet up as soon as possible,Already i dont leave too far from you.so better dont play games.and if you start blowing trumpets about your stolen pet,i will know.you might even know my face.and dont reply me.right dirctly to the doctor and tell him that you want to make payment of $1000 on behalf of little morris.already i told him that some friends will contribute to my sisters hospital bill on my behalf and that anyone of them that writes him to contribute,he should forward the persons mail to me so i will know who contributed.so what ever thing you say to him will definetly be forwrded to me as regards to knowing my friend who contributed to my sisters hospital bill.dont write me cause i wont reply you.just contact the Doctor.his direct email contact is ( w.***@***.com )

Kind Regards
Little Morris.

10/12/08

What the Troopergate Report Really Says

Excerpt: Time Magazine

By Nathan Thornburgh/Anchorage Saturday, Oct. 11, 2008

Another amateurish sign: Todd Palin's outsize role in the mess. Branchflower said it was out of his jurisdiction to pass judgment on the First Gentleman, but his report paints an extralegal role for Todd Palin that would have made the Hillary Clinton of 1992 blush. In the report, the head of Gov. Palin's security detail says that Todd spent about half of his time in the governor's office — not at a desk (he didn't have one), but at a long conference table on one side of the office, with his own phone to make and receive calls. It became a shadow office, the informal Department of Getting Mike Wooten Fired.

It was at that long table that Todd Palin first scheduled a meeting with Walt Monegan, days after his wife's administration began. He showed Monegan three huge binders of evidence against Wooten, including a picture of a dead moose that had been shot illegally. After Monegan came back saying that there was no new actionable information, Todd began a very visible campaign of stewing and fuming, trying to get access to personnel files, calling up and down the Public Safety org chart.

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Can you imagine these two in the White House?? Would it be Todd or Sarah's administration? Scary stuff.

Yours in Service,

rp

10/9/08

"Go back to Russia!", "Commie faggot!", "Terrorist!"

10/5/08

Religulous (soapbox review)

"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him."

Nietzsche's words, along with this well-worn phrase now regulated to sweaters and bumper stickers, had a profound effect on me as a teenager. It was a direct and angry expression (or seemed so at the time) that symbolized much of the resentment I felt, and, if truth be told, sometimes feel towards anything having to do with religion or God.

But let's back up a bit.

I'm not sure how it goes these days, but when I was a young surfer, growing up in Cocoa Beach, Florida, there was a strong Christian movement within that local subculture. Perhaps it was just within my own microcosm, but it was a visible and attractive force.

Drifting along the spiritual current that surrounded me, I found myself in churches and bible studies, earnestly trying to let the "Holy Spirit" take hold of me. I looked around at the people with raised arms and closed eyes and very much wanted to be swept up by the same invisible force. I listened in bible study. I read my bible. I felt like I was part of a large family who gladly accepted me into the fold. In time, questions started to bubble up, and I soon found that that acceptance was predicated upon my willingness to remain relatively silent about that confusion. With an increasing amount of uncertainty and a growing pit in my gut, I left Christianity, feeling that so much of what I was reading and much of what I was told didn't make sense and that I really didn't belong. Well, that and being forcefully yanked out of a car by my furious bible study leader lead to the last straw. That last part is a long story, but the girl in the car was the daughter of our minister, the bible study leader was her jealous ex-boyfriend who was hiding in my moon-lit parking lot.

Recalling these and countless other memories, from my time in Catholic school to overzealous hippies, dogmatic Buddhist's, con-artist Sadhus, and really, just living in the world, experience has taught me to be very cautious around anyone who describes themselves as religious or spiritual. The majority of assholes I've known throughout my life considered themselves as such. Yes, we're all sinners, and if that's the case, I'd rather just be an asshole.

That same frustration threads Bill Maher's new documentary, Religulous. A collection of comedic, serious and often mocking revelations on the various institutions of God.

As a confirmed atheist, Maher never hides his disdain for the subject matter or his subjects. While I must admit that I share most of his views on many aspects of religion, politics, and drugs, I couldn't help but be turned off by much of his condescension; Moments when he seems more interested in making fun of his subjects and getting his own lines in rather than letting them talk -- which, as the brilliance of Sasha Baron Cohen has shown, often leads to starker revelations. But this is Maher's gig and, a few complaints aside, the film does actually work. Though, admittedly, I am a little biased.

A greater part of the film deals with Christianity in America. From the ex-gay minister, now married to an ex-lesbian, who councils other gay men to the Lord, to a creation museum where saddled dinosaurs and men co-exist, to a truck stop chapel where Maher is able to question the flock. At the end of this debate, long after a visibly upset trucker storms out, angry that someone is "talking about his God," Maher thanks the members for being "Christ-like" and let's them pray for his soul.

And that really gets to the heart of Religulous. The fact that many atheist's, myself included, have no problem with the concept of God or Jesus or Allah (however ridiculous it may seem to us) but in the people who justify questionable, dare say immoral actions in the name of that deity.

For myself, and this isn't bullshit, I have many religious friends who I love dearly and consider very close. Many of the people I work with are dedicated members of their church. The only time these relationships have come to blows is when the subject of creationism in schools or gay rights come up. Call it self-preservation, but I cannot help but get worked up when someone literally tells me that I'm going to suffer eternal torment for living a full and happy life with a man that I truly love.

In a recent argument, I was literally told that it would be "better" if I was with a woman. That if I'm allowed to marry another man, and I quote: "what's to stop murder and bestiality from becoming legal?" And really, where can you go from there? How can you rationalize with someone who thinks you're on the same moral level as thieves, horse fuckers and murderers. How can the gays compete with the sanctity of marriage when up against a 50% divorce rate and such pillars of sacred matrimony:






All I can say to that is, if your god truly plays such cruel tricks as to show me happiness and love with another consenting adult and then say (through a constantly revised book) that it's bad for me, I want nothing to do with him or his flock. I'll gladly stand clear of the kind of thinking that gets gay men killed, has made me fear for my life on several occasions, and separates more families than you know. If the rules against homosexuality in the Old Testament are followed, but the rules for advocating human trafficking, slavery, bride-pricing and the murder of adulterers are ignored, what does that say about those laws? The argument that, "well, that is part of old testament," is invalidated when you read "For whatever was written in former days was written for our instruction..." in Romans 15:4.

And that, like searching through the fine print of an outdated contract, is where this whole religion business fundamentally gets lost. If an all-powerful god wanted to make its rules known, could it not give us something more literal than 2000 year old poetry and occasional images in a taco? Nonetheless, if the bible is to be read literally, then you cannot follow one rule and ignore another. It's everything or nothing at all. As for homosexuality, I suspect that the aversion so many people have against men humping other men has more to do with personal disgust than following the word of God. But let's be clear, the majority of gay men I know are equally disgusted by the thought of straight couples getting it on.

Throughout the film, the question often asked of Maher is, "What if you're wrong?" His answer is that, if your belief in God is based on afterlife insurance, how sacred could that relationship really be? And as for the assumption that our laws are based on Christianity? And this is my answer, anyone remotely acquainted with ancient cultures (least of all the Greeks) can tell you... that's just plain false.

Maher's argument is not that he firmly believes that there is no God, but that he doesn't know, couldn't know... and neither do you. And anyone who tells you different is either lying to you, lying to themselves, crazy, or all of the above. Like Maher, I have no problem with people needing God in their lives. But, I do have a problem with God being shoved into mine.

Religulous is not a film of acceptance. Maher, not for one second, pretends to be a harbinger of peace and understanding. On the contrary, the film ends with Maher's own atheist Jihad. A call for atheists, (which a recent survey in the U.S. shows that the number of 18-25 year olds who are atheist, agnostic or nonreligious has increased from 11 percent in 1986 to 20 percent today) to come out of the closet.

For myself, I don't really know what that will accomplish. Having been in countless arguments through the years, I now find it best, though not always possible, not to engage in such open discourse as it invariably leads to temperamental outbursts and bruised egos. I get along with my religious friends because, for the most part, we don't talk about it. As an opinionated man who likes to be right, I get into a lot of debates that sometimes turn into arguments. As a sensitive man, I always take those arguments home. The older I get, the more I ask what good such discussions cause? And I guess that's the biggest reason I enjoyed Religulous so much; the joy of watching someone else voice the arguments that, in my own life, have often led to strife at home.

"Religion comes from the period of human prehistory where nobody -- not even the mighty Democritus who concluded that all matter was made from atoms -- had the smallest idea what was going on. It comes from the bawling and fearful infancy of our species, and is a babyish attempt to meet our inescapable demand for knowledge."

--Christopher Hitchens: God is Not Great, How Religion Poisons Everything

Yours in Service,
rp